batman haikus!! 04-17-2003 signal lights dark sky batman prepares for battle he will save the day is this man bruce wayne? smooth, stylish, wears slimming black who else would it be? it is broad daylight how can we call batman now? no signal shines bright na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batman! the batmobile drives robin finds another way alfred sits at home so many ladies wanting batman and bruce wayne. how does he do it? the penguin is fat that lady thinks she is cat the best is the bat