the show
09-28-2002



hurry up
you've come to the right place to kill yourself

there's hooks in the corner
and ropes in the drawer
sharp objects in the cabinet
if that's what you're looking for

these pills come highly recommended
you can live out one last day
however, for something quicker...
vials and potions that can wash you away

it often makes me cringe
but spectators love the syringe

maybe you want to go out with a bang
i suggest something that ticks
the uncertainty bothers you
how about this hand-held item that clicks?

can't stand to do it yourself?
you need someone to choose your final minute
whips, chains, leather and tasers
our assistants can make the pain infinite

they have quite a knack
the ever effective *crack*

are those not shocking enough?
we have electricity in the highest of amps
need something hotter?
try the industrial strength tanning lamps

don't forget the tub along the wall
to choke away all your fears
no worries about composure
the water will conceal any tears

we offer everything,
everything but a change of mind.